its not stalking. its research.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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