Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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