Duck Duck Cougar?
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
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So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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