Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
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you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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