please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
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He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
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Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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