I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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