Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
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I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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