You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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