HIV tests are more positive than that guy
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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