My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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