I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
The feeling are messing with the penis
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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