Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
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It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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