you would pick up someone in the library
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Randomize
