Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Someone came in the potted fern
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
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