I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
