so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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