so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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