some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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