yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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