Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
What a dumb baby whore.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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