I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I'm lost and stupid without you.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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