I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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