Porn is love you can see.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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