I'm going to jail i love you
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
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If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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