I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Randomize
