we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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