It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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