I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I've blown a few things in my day
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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