The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
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My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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