i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
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Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
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