idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
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The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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