Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
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Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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