I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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