you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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