who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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