perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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