listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
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bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.