My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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