allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?