no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
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I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.