I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
i will never coherently bang her
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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