i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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