Just fell off a train. Bad.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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