I will die if light touches me.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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