guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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