i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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