K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
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The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
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I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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