That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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