I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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