Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
