also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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