She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
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TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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