Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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