What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
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Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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