the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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