if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
its not stalking. its research.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
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